hey you...
unbelievable last 48 hours! we stayed in Zambia yesterday at an authentic African village... in a round hut with grass roof and a mosquito net over the bed! there was no electricity... they had everything lit with gas lanterns. we had a sunset bath in a hut overlooking the Zambezi River and gorge... really incredible!!!!

we toured the local village and met the lady chief 85 years old descendant of royalty! we went through some of their huts, bargained for some carved goods... jim even found a guy with a license plate on the side of his mud hut that he found on the side of the road 6 months ago and bought it from him for his collection!

the people that served us were all from the village... made an authentic meal (weird things we've never seen before... all delicious except we passed on the tiny crunchy sardines! yukky!)

Tomorow we're going to Victoria Falls... hoping to do something else exciting there.

Back to South Africa on Wed. for a couple of safari places... time is flying. Wish you could see all this, too!

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tuh motor Polisi Militer lewat tol lagi, jam yang sama, tapi gak sempet nyatet nomer motornya

gak tau aturan

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nomer penipu undian XL

mo nipu kok gayanya kaya pengemis, kebanyakan minta maaf

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The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'

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pagi2 jalan lewat tol, ternyata masih ada aja orang yang gak bisa ngikutin aturan.
Motor tau2 lewat tol, jalan di tengah2 antara jalur 3 dan 4.
Motornya ada tulisan Polisi Militer, dan yang bawa motor pake jaket Polisi Militer.
Kalau lagi tugas bisa lah ada alasan, tapi gak ada yang dikawal kok dan jalannya cepat gak seperti lagi tugas.
Lebih gilanya lagi, di depan ternyata ada mobil Polisi yang lagi patroli, gak ada respon tuh..

Tambah gak bener aja nih Polisi ( Polisi Militer apalagi )
motor kok masuk jalan tol

- 24 Februari 2009
- jam 06.19 WIB
- antara pembayaran tol Jatibening dan pintu keluar Jatiwaringin
- gak sempet foto dan catet nomer polisi

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New Google service

Here's a number worth putting in your cell phone, and home phone speed dial: 1-800-goog-411 (1-800-466-4411).

This is a good service from Google, and it's free -- great when you are on the road. Don 't waste your money on information calls and don't waste your time manually dialing the number. I am driving along in my car and I need to call the golf course and I don't know the number. I hit the speed dial for information that I have programmed. The voice at the other end says, "City & State." I say, " Garland , Texas ." He says, "Business, Name or Type of Service." I say, Firewheel Golf Course." He says, "Connecting" and Firewheel answers the phone. How great is that? This is nationwide and it is absolutely free! Click on the link below and watch the short clip:

http://www.google.com/goog411/


About GOOG-411
Google's new 411 service is free, fast and easy to use. Give it a try now and see how simple it is to find and connect with local businesses for free. (*)

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Headlines Today:
"Historic Obama Inauguration will cost only $120 million"
"Obama Spends $120 million on inauguration; America Needs A Big Party"
"Everyman Obama shows America how to celebrate"
"Citibank executives contribute $8 million to Obama Inauguration"
Yep. There's just nothing like fair & unbiased coverage of the news !!!

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President’s Day Blessing

Dear God,

We ask you for your blessing on our president.

Enlighten his mind,

so that he makes wise decisions

that affect us and the world.

Enkindle in his soul a thirst for justice,

not only based upon a party platform,

but upon the eternal truths you have

revealed to us.

Inspire him to look upon the most

vulnerable of us, and treat the unborn,

the poor, and those seen as worthless,

as deserving every right and dignity

given to men and women created in

your image.

Amen.

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Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Missouri. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Pennsylvania. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS





1. No Breakfast

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar
level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing
brain degeneration.

2. Overeating

It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in
mental power.

3. Smoking

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption

Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients
causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution

The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling
polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a

decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation

Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will
accelerate the death of brain cells.




7. Head covered while sleeping

Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon
dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain
damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness

Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in
effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts

Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain
stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely

Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain

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What's a Google?

"Googol" is the mathematical term for a 1 followed by 100 zeros. The term was coined by Milton Sirotta, nephew of American mathematician Edward Kasner, and was popularized in the book, "Mathematics and the Imagination" by Kasner and James Newman. Google's play on the term reflects the company's mission to organize the immense amount of information available on the web.

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Sex ist die beste Medizin des Mannes

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Ein aktives Sexualleben schützt Männer nach Erkenntnissen von Wissenschaftlern vor Schnupfen, Krebs, Herzinfarkten und vielen anderen Leiden. Forscher der britischen Universität Bristol fanden in einer Langzeitstudie heraus, dass häufiger Sex die Gesundheit des Mannes fördert, wie das Magazin "Men's Health" berichtet. Bei drei bis vier Geschlechtsakten pro Woche sinke beispielsweise das Risiko eines Schlaganfalls um die Hälfte. Andere Studien hätten ergeben, dass hohe Werte des Sexualhormons Testosteron die Durchsetzungsfähigkeit und Gedächtnisleistung von Männern stärken.
Zudem sei Geschlechtsverkehr ein wirksames Schmerzmittel: Die beim Sex vom Körper produzierten opiumähnlichen Substanzen helfen besonders gegen Gelenk- und Kopfschmerzen. Diverse Hormone, die bei der Liebe ausgeschüttet werden, stärken das Immunsystem, schützen vor Arterienverkalkung und machen Muskeln und Knochen stark. Eine Studie der Universität Leipzig habe belegt, dass sexuelle Aktivität vor Depressionen schütze.

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Maria Fischer Siregar ist in Kollig, einem kleinen Ort in Deutschland geboren. Ende 1983 zog sie nach Indonesien um, weil ihr Mann, der aus Indonesien kommt, sein Studium in Deutschland abgeschlossen hat. Sie wollte gerne mal in einem anderen Land leben. Zuerst wollte sie nur 2 Jahre in Indonesien bleiben, aber das Leben in diesem neuen Land gefällt ihr sehr. Inzwischen lebt sie schon fast 20 Jahre in Indonesien.
Was gefällt ihr in Indonesien? Das warme Klima, das indonesische Essen aus Padang, Java, Sunda und das chinesische Essen. Noch dazu Gemüse, Obst, Sambal, Tofu und Tempe.
Das Familienleben interessiert sie sehr, zumal ihr Mann aus einer grossen Familie kommt.
Nachdem sie Reisen nach Jogyakarta, Sumatra und Bali unternommen hat, kann sie feststellen, dass Indonesien ein schönes Land ist.
Sie ist mit einem indonesischen Mann aus Nord Sumatra verheiratet und hat 3 Töchter.Die erste Tochter (20) studiert in Deutschland, die zweite (18) hat gerade ihr Abitur in der SMU in der SMU Tirta Martha gemacht und die dritte lernt noch in der SMP Tirta Martha.
Frau Fischer ist seit 1986 am Goethe Institut - Internationes tätig.Sie hat Sozialwissenschaft und Pädagogie in Deutschland studiert und arbeitet als Lehrerin am Goethe Institut Jakarta.
Jetzt ist sie verantwortlich für das Management der Sprachabteilung, deshalb gibt sie in diesem Semester keinen Unterricht,
Sie unterrichtet auf jeden Fall sehr gerne. Sie ist der Meinung, dass viele Schlüler und Studenten sehr sprachbegabt sind. Sie lernen viele Fremdsprachen und sind fleissig, an den Kursen teilzunehmen.
Es verwundert sie, dass die Kursteilnehmer noch Zeit haben, Deutsch zu lernen. Vielleicht stehen sie morgens um 4 oder 5 auf, dann gehen sie in die Schule oder zur Arbeit. Nach der Schule oder am Abend oder am Samstag lernen sie nochmals im Goethe Institut.
Frau Fischer ist sehr froh, weil die Kursteilnehmer nett sind. Die meisten sind kooperativ, aber manche sind leider ein bisschen still. Sie hält es für gut, wenn die Kursteilnehmer noch mehr sprechen oder viele Fragen stellen würden.
Auf die Frage, warum die Kursgebühr jedes Semester steigt, hat Frau Fischer geantwortet, dass alle Kosten und Preise auch jedes Jahr gestiegen sind, z.B. Strom, Wasser und Telefon. Ausserdem soll das Goethe Institut ebenfalls an das Gehalt der Angestellten und das Honorar der Lehrer denken. Auf der anderen Seite hat die Bundesregierung in Deutschland früher Zuschüsse gegeben, deshalb war die Kursgebühr nicht so hoch.
Ihr Tipp: um Deutsch leichter zu lernen. Viel üben! Es ist nicht genug, wenn man nur in die Klasse kommt. Man sollte selber suchen, was man braucht. Man sollte selber lernen zu sprechen, schreiben und lesen.

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Sir,

how are you..........
basically i am from allahabad (up) This side is sanjeev kumar currently living in New Delhi, India. I had completed my mca form bundelkhand University jhansi in 2007
The main thing to mail you is t That would be a waste of time .. please do not go for it .. I know my friens who sufferred after doing courses . n ofcourse at this moment of time,, better dont spend money on any courses.. .. oracle Developer,oracle dba,oracle apps................
than i can take a better job
I have suffient knowledge sql and pl/sql but i had not work on realtime project
ple help me........
. So I just requested you that can you mail me the course details, course contents and also fee structure, etc. .
For this I am very thankful to you
regard's

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Data Grids and SOA
Explore the challenges of selecting an SOA strategy, how an SOA can improve data availability and reliability, and how clustered caching can improve SOA performance and ensure scalability for very large-scale transaction volumes.

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FINALLY SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads.

We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion.

The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C.

When these beautiful women get married, she brings with her, a dowry.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

Just thought you would like to know.

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She was Soooooooo Blonde . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

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From a humble beginning nearly a century and quarter ago in a small village named Kozhencherry, the Muthoot Finance has grown in stature over the years. With an overall business turnover of Rs.10000 Crores and over 7500 employees in its rolls, it has become one of India’s largest financial group of its kind. We are now opening our 1000th Branch at Vazhakala on the 18th February 2009. You are cordially invited to visit any of our Branches and avail the facilities/special offers on the 18th February 2009.

In additional to Financial Services the Group has 18 other Divisions such as Hospitality, Insurance, Real Estate, Plantations, Hospitals, Money Transfer, Forex, Media and Entertainment, Travel & Tourism, Power Generation, Education, Vehicle and Asset Financing, Securities Trading, Commodities trading and Forex trading. For further information about the services offered by these Divisions, please contact any of our nearby Branches or our Customer Care Cell.

Muthoot Group
(An M George Enterprise)
Mr. Aravindan
Customer Care Cell: 098470 91119
E-mail ID: talk2muthoot@muthootgroup.com
Web site : www.muthootgroup.com

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Once upon a time a bird fell in love with a white rose.
One day he (bird) proposed to her (white rose), but white rose confused.
White rose said I dont love you. Bird daily came and proposed to her.
Finally, white rose said when I will turn red, I will love you.
One day bird came and cut his wings and spread his blood on the rose and the rose turned red.
Then the rose realized how much bird loved her but it was too late because the bird already dead.
So respect the love and feelings of the person who loves you..
Have A Nice Valentine Day To You

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